So Kym, Michael, Jan and I set off early on Saturday morning (Sophie and Gina were to join us later) and drove the couple of hours to a small village called Leura. Here it was gorgeously sunny, with that autumnal nip in the air that is just perfect. We parked up and went for a large breakfast in a little cafe, then wandered around the artisan street market they had on. It is one of the cutest country towns we have seen so far - so of course we took no photos whatsoever. Never mind, when you all come and visit, we will definitely be taking you there to coo over all the cutesy shops - including an AWESOME chocolate shop. So you can see it then, okay?
After all the breakfast and market samples and chocolate, it was time to burn some calories, so we went to Katoomba falls and had a wander around all the lovely waterfalls. This was the beginning of the weekend's large amount of steps, the nature of waterfalls being that there is a top and a bottom and it is the duty of the tourist to see both. So down we would go and up we would come, and beautiful it was, and yet we still have no pictures of it. Blame Jan. I do.
We then headed off to our youth hostel (hahaha) and checked in. I argued very strongly for the top bunk (the room was 3 bunk beds) and Jan graciously let me take it. Which is all great until you have to make the damn bed and you end up hanging off the sides by your toes and/or pulling some extremely advanced yoga positions just to tuck the sheet under the mattress. No wonder this is for the youth - I am just not that flexible anymore.
After that I made the fatal mistake of getting under the duvet. BAD MOVE. Now I am warm and comfy and outside looks a bit grey and then we start talking about port and wine. And then Sophie and Gina arrive, all ready for a walk.... NOOOOO!!! We eventually compromised on a half-hour walk followed by a trip to the bottlo (bottlo = bottle shop = off licence = outdoor (if you happened to grow up in Birmingham)). So off we went to look at more waterfalls:
|Grey but still beautiful. No, NOT ME, the view - you cheeky so-and-so!|
Rather stiffer of leg, we headed back to town and, in the manner of all proper hikers everywhere, adjourned to the pub for the evening. The rest of the evening is somewhat hazy - although I seem to remember it did involve mulled wine, red wine (cold), pizza and a live band. And of course there are no photos to prove it. Plus, my winning of the top bunk all came to naught - as I fell asleep on Jan's bottom bunk and he had to take the top one. Hrumph.
Next morning I noticed with some concern that my legs were still quite stiff from the steps the day before - and today was the walk of 1,000 steps. No hyperbole that - the Giant Stairway it is called, and giant it indeed is. The stairway is cut into the edge of the cliff (somewhat vertiginously so in places) and descends 1000ft into the Jamison valley. And, boy, did I feel EVERY SINGLE ONE of those steps. I was walking like Mr Soft from those old Trebor ads by the end of it. And that was just the first part of the walk:
|To the left, the three rocks are the famous "Three Sisters". In the distance you can kind of see the blue haze that give the "Blue Mountains" their name.|
|Smiling through the pain - and with the winter jacket I didn't need.|
In the way of evil consumerism you are deposited straight into the gift shop at the top, where they conveniently neglect to mark the way out, so you are left stumbling around looking at all the cheesy merchandise that weak-willed people will be conned into buying. Fools! Ahem, so, anyway, I bought this:
|I. LOVE. IT.|
|Sunshine schmun-shine - I am British, I WILL wear my rain jacket, even thought the sun is forcing me to squint at the camera.|